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THE DESERTO ARCHIVES
RP Land - The Kenosian Arc
(April 2nd, 2023 - December 17th, 2023)

( Mushroom Kingdom: #peachs-castle )
Aiden: **yawn**
morning mom dad
Mario: morning
we’ve got something to tell you!
Peach: we’re going on a road trip to Deserto Kingdom!
Aiden: Why
Just for fun?
Mario: yeah why else
Aiden: I don’t know
Mario: lets pack and go!
Aiden: Ok
**Done packing up**
I’m ready
Mario: Alright LETS A GO!
Aiden: Who driving
Mario: me
Aiden: Ok

( Deserto Kingdom: #the-town)
Mario: *arrives*
we here boooooooooi
*knocks*
Aiden: Woo
Mario: *walks to King SPW’s Castle*
c’mon guys!

( Deserto Kingdom: king-spws-castle )

King SPW: *opens the door*
helloooooooooooooooooooooo Mario!
Mario: hi
Peach: hey
King SPW: Come in!
Aiden: **goes in**
Mario: *walks in*
Peach: *follows*
King MPW: *busts down the door* hey neeeeeeeerds!
Aiden: Mom
**hug**
King SPW: MPW?!
King MPW: It’s the stupid looooser SPW.
King SPW: Get out of my castle!
King SPW: why should I? I’m the coolest.
Aiden: No
Spw is better
King MPW: nobody asked for your opinion
King SPW: Why you little!
Aiden: Mom i’m scared
King MPW: looooooooooosers.
Sonic: *pop in*
Hey guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssss?
*See another himself*
King SPW: Sonic?
Aiden: There 2?
Sonic: … Haha nice going faker now leave the real stuff to me
King MPW: Two? That bitch looks ugly as heeeeeeeell he’s not me.
Sonic: What?
hehe
Ugly? Said the one who can’t get a girl
King MPW: WHERE’S YOURS
Sonic: home
Aiden: Dad
Sonic: sleeping
Aiden: What going on
Kibg MPW: bitch i dont need a girl i’m a damn KING
Sonic: A dumbass king
King MPW: nobody asked for your opinion. L + Ratio, and you’re a shit looking hedgehog.
Sonic: Ok ok faker, I think I hit a nerve.
Aiden: **hug Mario and peach**
King MPW: nobody calls me a faker!
King SPW: Oh my fucking god will YOU TWO STOP?!
Aiden: Dad should we leave
Sonic: *Look at King SPW with a death stare*
What did you say?
King SPW: I said stop! Get out of my castle with your damn arguing!
Sonic: Oh well. I will see you around Faker. Unless you wanna fight here and now?
Aiden: **back up**
King MPW: WE DEFINETLY SHOULD
King SPW: GET THE FUCK OUT! ALL OF YOU!
Aiden: Ok
King MPW: hmph. Bitch. *walks out*
Sonic: ugh
*leave*
Aiden: Dad
I guess we’re going
Sorry king **bow**
**leave**
King SPW: Finally I can relax…

( Deserto Kingdom: #deserto-town )
Sonic: What a waste of time
I didn’t get a chase to fight the Faker
King MPW: *runs to #king-mpws-castle*

( La Pradera Kingdom: #king-mpws-castle )
King MPW: I’m gonna take over that Deserto Kingdom.. HAHAHA!
Sonic: *went inside the castle*
Nice but you not doing that
King MPW: eh? You little shit!
Sonic: aw did you miss me Faker?
King MPW: nope.
Sonic: of course you won’t. Oh well, how about that fight?
King MPW: oh yeah, YOU’RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!
Sonic: Whatever you say F A K E R
Meta Knight: ugh, i miss being the villain. Time to go down MPW- Sonic?!
Sonic: turn around
Meta Knight?
Meta Knight: Hey- i was coming to stop MPW’s evil scheme but what are you doing here?
Sonic: About to beat his butt
Meta Knight: thats my job!
Sonic: well sorry, wanna join?
Meta Knight: yeah sure, nothing else to do anyways.
Sonic: I hope you good with 2v1 Faker
Meta Knight: haha! This’ll be fun.
Sonic: heh
King MPW: well well well. IT’S KILLIN’ TIME!
Sonic: The only killing is going on is us killing you.
Bring it
King MPW: LETS GO! *tries to punch Meta Knight*
Meta Knight: *dodges and hits MPW with the sword*
King MPW: [shit he’s got a sword..] It’ll take more then that to beat me!
Sonic: *spindash at MPW*
King MPW: *gets hit*
Sonic: *Then punch him in the face*
King MPW: *jumps up to dodge*
Meta Knight: *kicks MPW*
King MPW: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Sonic: *Slams him into the ground*
King MPW: you’ve gotta be kidding..
Meta Knight: *prepares to hit MPW with the sword*
King MPW: Okay okay i quit!
Sonic: Already? man your weak Faker
King MPW: I’ll get that Deserto Kingdom one day..
Sonic: heh, try all you want Faker, since I know what you are doing, I can tell King SPW.
Meta Knight: that was the most fun i’ve had in my entire time of being a hero. That was awesome.
Sonic: heh yeah

( La Pradera Kingdom, #mpws-castle )
King MPW: hehe…. I will take over the multiverse and no one can stop mee!!!
Metapod: mornin’ boss
King MPW: morning.
Sonic: *bust down the door*
“SUP FAKER”
Metapod: *looks at Sonic* Oh god, its the stupid one
King MPW: here we go again.
Sup bitch
Sonic: “How you been doing?”
King MPW: in the mood to take over the Multiverse. you?
Metapod: dont tell him king-
Sonic: “Eh want to have a chill dog”
King MPW: go eat one.
Sonic: “Sadly can’t”
Metapod: [how tf did the fast idiot not react to MPW saying that…]
Sonic: “So you wanna talk over the multiverse? I would help you but i’m a good guy so I can’t”
Metapod: now flee, you fast dumbass!
Sonic: *Look at metapod with a death stare*
King MPW: go on. Flee
Sonic: “Heh.. why should i?”
King MPW: because if you don’t… * cracks his knuckles *
Sonic: “then bring it on”
Metapod: oooooh ima get the popcorn this is gonna be a good fight
King MPW: *charges towards sonic with a sword*
Sonic: *Pull out caliburn to block the attack*
“what wrong? I thought you were faster then that”
*Hit him with a sword*
King MPW: gr. *blocks the sword*
Sonic: “Heh”
*start to attack way faster then mpw*
King MPW: *gets hit* hrgh!
Sonic: *Start to hit way harder*
King MPW: *gets blown back but starts attack with the same force and speed*
Sonic: *block*
“Heh your learning”
Metapod: alright lets do this. *uses String Shot on Sonic to decrease his speed*
Sonic: “What the?”
Metapod: *uses Harden to increase his own defense*
Sonic: “2v1….ok then”
*does a spin dash to gain his speed back*
“Heh”
*Hit MPW sword out of his hand and his sword landed in the ground*
Metapod: well i’ve done all i can do *rolls out of the castle*
King MPW: *quickly picks up the sword, exposes a weak spot that sonic has and hits it*
Sonic: “AH….Heh lucky shot”
*quickly hit MPW in his weak spot*
King MPW: AH!
Sonic: *Hit it again but with more force and speed*
King MPW: *hits him as hard and as fast as possible*
Sonic: “grr… hehehe”
Metapod: *uses Stringshot multiple times on Sonic*
Sonic: *dodge it and the stringshot hit MPW*
Metapod: oh.. sorry king.
King MPW: hrgh!!
its fine… *tries to move faster*
Metapod: i’ll go find some.. string.. shot.. medicine.. does that even exist? Eh ima find it either way *rolls out*
take dis bit- I MEAN KING *throws the string shot medicine at MPW*
King MPW: * uses the medicine and moves faster *
awww yeah.
Sonic: *Knock MPW down with one swing*
King MPW: *barely blocks*
Sonic: “heh how about that”
King MPW: great.. * hits way faster *
Sonic: *Block*
Metapod: guys this movie is so good!! Its almost like im right there with them!
WAIT THIS ISN’T A MOVIE-
Sonic: “TIME TO END THIS!”
King MPW: NOPE
Meta Knight: *breaks in and kicks MPW*
Excalibur Sonic: *transform*
Metapod: OH SHIT
Excalibur Sonic: “Meta Knight?”
Meta Knight: hey Sonic ima just leave this to you looks like you’ve got this covered *gives a thumbs up*  if you need any help im right here! [Man I JUST WANT A GODDAMN BREAK]
Excalibur Sonic: “Got it”
*look back at MPW*
“T H I S, E N D, N O W!”
King MPW: … *Teleports away*
Metapod: KING WHERE’D YOU GO?!?!
Meta Knight: your king is in another castle LOL
Excalibur Sonic: “heh”
King MPW: *quickly grabs Metapod and teleports back*
Excalibur Sonic: “DAMN IT!!”
Sonic: *Transform*
“That dumbass”

( Mobius Kingdom: #the-abandoned-castle )
Metapod: so now that that’s over.. I have a plan to help you take over the multiverse.
King MPW: speak.
Metapod: so before I worked for you I worked for a weapon company, and I made a prototype weapon that could do anything you want it to do.. we can use it to put the multiverse in your hands and it we’ll be all ours to do whatever!
King MPW: *laughs* THE THINGS I WILL BE ABLE TO DOO!!
Metapod: *brings it out* here it is king..
MSPW: *enters with spw*
King SPW: Alright MPW! Your schemes are over!
Metapod: NOT THESE TWO LOSERS! GET ‘EM KING!
King MPW: DROP KICK! *drop kicks both of them*
Metapod: *passes MPW the prototype weapon*
King MPW: *makes mspw and spw float*
King SPW: Wait wha-
MSPW: huh-
King MPW: *Throws them out of the castle*
King SPW: AHH!
MSPW: WOAH
whispers I have an idea.
King SPW: *smirks* lets hear it
MSPW: I have this metapod plush and the capture mario cap. If I turn into this I can fool mpw into thinking i am metapod and ask him for the weapon then destroying it!
King SPW: It could work…
MSPW: *puts the capture cap on the metapod plush* go grab him.
King MPW: HAHAHA!!! *becomes distracted*
King SPW: *nods head, grabs Metapod and hides him*
Metapod: AH
King MPW: I HAVE ALL THE POWER@
MSPW: YES KING!
*signals for spw to attack mpw*
King SPW: *punches MPW and kicks him*
MSPW: *blasts mpw with the weapon making him float*
King SPW: Heh. *literally does Mario’s up-b from snash XD*
MSPW: *literally does sonic’s spin charge*
King SPW: WHOOP WHOOOOOOOP
King MPW: …
MSPW: THREE!
TWO!
ONE!
*jumps up with SPW* FINAL STRIKE!!
King SPW: HYAAAAAA! *punches MPW at full power*
MSPW: *does the same*
King MPW: *falls badly unconscious*
King SPW: A job well done
MSPW: YES!!!
HIGHFIVE!
King SPW: Yeeeah! *high fives MSPW*
MSPW: Now we can go back to the castle.
King SPW: Yeah!
MSPW: *runs to the deserto kingdom*
King SPW: *follows*

Metapod: *finally gets out of his hiding spot*
King? King wake up!
King MPW: …
Metapod: King please!
King MPW: *slowly wakes up* …
Metapod: *doesn’t notice* oh no! Now who’s gonna give me my paycheck?!
King MPW: What?
Metapod: oh! He- he- hey King! I wasn’t saying anything don’t worry!
King MPW: OK..
Metapod: we gotta come up with a plan b..
King MPW: what happened?
Metapod: i don't know because that SPW bitch held me hostage
King MPW: damnit..
Metapod: hm.. maybe we could like, fly to space  and maybe the aliens will help us
then the world would be ours
King MPW: Aliens?
you’re joking right.
Metapod: yeah they’re my friends. they’re pretty cool guys
King MPW: Okayyy.
Metapod: we should go!
King MPW: how are we gonna even travel to space?
Metapod: SPW has a spaceship in Green Hill Zone.
King MPW: let’s go.
Metapod: space trip, whoop whoop!
King MPW: *holds metapod and runs to green hill zone*
Metapod: wheeeeeeeeee

( Mobius Kingdom: #green-hill-zone )
Metapod: are we there yet
King MPW: yes.
Metapod: nice. Lets get in that shiiiiiiiip
King MPW: *runs into the ship*

( Space: #the-space-ship )
Metapod: can I drive
King MPW: you don’t even have arms or hands-
Metapod: I drive with my eyes
King MPW: how the fu-
Metapod: pwetty pwease dad- I mean king… I wanna driiiiive
King MPW: fine. Go ahead.
Metapod: wheeeeeeeeeeeee *rolls to the steering wheel and drives to the moon*

(Space: #the-moon: Joe’s House )
Joe: come in.
King MPW: *enters with metapod*
Metapod: hey Joe! How ya been?
King MPW: JOE MAMA-
Metapod: SHHHHHHHH!
*whispers* very mature King, very mature.
King MPW: right.
Metapod: sorry about him Joe, we were wondering if we could ask you a question.
Joe: yeah?
Metapod: we need your help to take over the multiverse!
Joe: so… what’s the plan.
Metapod: hm.. i’ve got nothing, what about you King?
King MPW: uh.
eliminate my brothers and take over! But we need a weapon.
Metapod: ***g u n***
King MPW: A GUN?
THEY HAVE SWORDS! LITERAL SMASH BROS. MOVES-
Metapod: *for a neutral special, he wields a g u n*
King MPW: bro wh-
Metapod: WE’LL TAKE DOWN THE IDIOTS WHATEVER WAY WE CAN *starts shooting everywhere* HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Joe: METAPO-
Metapod: oh, oops..
Joe: phew. You stopped.
Metapod: anyways, lets get these motha f!ckas back on earth!
King MPW: LETS GO!
Metapod: Deserto, here we come.
King MPW: *enters the spaceship*
Joe: *makes a weapon similar to metapod’s*

( Space: #the-space-ship )
Metapod: LETS A FECKING GO LADS
King MPW: YA LAD
LETS FUCKING GOOO
Joe: WO
Metapod: *drives to Deserto at full speed*

( Deserto Kingdom, #king-spws-castle )
King MPW: WE GONNA RAM INTO THE PATHETIC CASTLE
Metapod: *destroys the castle with the ship*
MSPW: ! The castle….
*jumps on the falling pieces*
Crap… I can’t jump like mario..
King SPW: MPW, SHOW YOURSELF THIS INSTANT!
Mario: *arrives with Peach*
King MPW: HEY!
WELCOME!
King SPW: Well well well brother, seems like this is your end!
King MPW: HAH!
as if.
MSPW: YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER!!! *somehow jumps like mario and glides*
*drop kicks mpw*
King MPW: dammit..
*makes everyone float and rams them into the castle*
King SPW: GAH!
Metapod: *Uses stringshot to attach SPW to the wall*
King SPW: !!
MSPW: YOU WILL NOT HURT MY BROTHER!!
Metapod: *Uses Harden*
MSPW: *leaps up and punches Metapod as hard as he can*
Metapod: *the Harden barely protects him*
MSPW: *punches him again*
Metapod: *pulls out D A G U N* for his neutral special, he wields a gun! *shoots Mario*
Mario: !!
MSPW: *tries to Jump in front of mario*
Mario: *passes out*
MSPW: ….
Peach: Mario!!
King MPW: *knocks out peach as she is distracted*
Peach: *passes out*
King SPW: *struggling to get off the wall* no.. you will not win MPW!
King MPW: *uppercuts SPW hard* IM TIRED OF BEING THE SMALL BROTHER!
MSPW: SAYS THE ONE THAT IS A KING!
IM NOTHING.
Metapod: *hands MPW the gun* you do it, my king.
King MPW: *shoots both of them making them unconscious*
Metapod: we… won?
King MPW: …. YESSSSS!!!
Metapod: Oh. My. God…
King MPW: I AM THE GREAT KNG OF THE MULTIVERSEE!!!
Metapod: more like lord of the multiverse.
King MPW: HAH!..
Metapod: with your brothers gone, there’s no one to stop us!
King MPW: I have to admit… MSPW was trying to become a hero.
BUT HE WAS TOO WEAK!@
Metapod: WE OWN EVERYTHING-
King MPW: YES.
???: HOLD IT!!
Metapod: huh?!
King MPW: WHAT?
King SPW: Well, my brother.
King MPW: huh…??
Mario: You haven’t.. won yet!
Peach: and you’ll never win!
King MPW: n-no… NOO!!
Metapod: NO.. NO.. FUCK NO!!
MSPW: *jumps in the air and sets his hand on fire* AND TODAY WILL BE MY TIME TO BECOME A HERO!!!
Mario: IT’S A GO TIME!
King MPW: *shoots the gun again*
MSPW: *dodges*
King MPW: IS THIS SERIOUSLY A TRANQUILIZER GUN!!!
METAPOD!!!
Metapod: I GRABBED THE WRONG GUN!!
King MPW: FUCK
Joe: *throws the weapon to mpw*
Light: you’re not killing our king, or taking over the multiverse!
King MPW: wha…
Daniel: Prepare for your end, MPW!
Scott: hehe!
King MPW: ….
MSPW: DRIVE SHOT! * does a combo on mpw *
Meta Knight: *hits MPW with the sword*
King SPW: *kicks MPW*
King MPW: *bleeds*
Light: *freezes Metapod and Joe*
Joe: !
Scott: *dunks the frozen Metapod into MPW’s head like a basketball*
King MPW: all I want…. Is to stop being useless.. *flashes between his old self*
Daniel: huh?
King MPW: *tears up* I’m tired of being bullied..
King SPW: *gets flashbacks, jumps on MPW’s ship* you okay bud..
King MPW: *cries* no…
MSPW: He just needs a hug… *hugs mpw*
King SPW: I’m.. sorry.. mpw..
King MPW: it’s… fine…
King SPW: Back then I never thought that the bullying harmed you so much that you’d turn evil..
King MPW: I was just so tired of it..
King SPW: I’m just.. so sorry.. i- i dont know what to say..
Now what though?
King MPW: just… go to peaches castle cuz he always used to hang out there..
King SPW: Alright..
Joe: not so fast…
King SPW: what do you want, freak?!
Joe: i came here to fight you... and MPW betrayed me. you're not getting away with it…
Metapod: don't touch him!!!
Joe: *kicks Metapod*
King MPW: How dare you!!-
Joe: *creates what seems to be a black hole with his bare hands*
King SPW: WHAT THE-
*things start to get pulled into the "black hole"*
*everything goes into the black hole*

( #the-nothing )
Aiden: What the
Oh god. Why am I floating
King SPW: welcome to the nothing. the outcome of that was better then I expected... unlike the name, everything is here. time, space, it's all here. just invisible.
Aiden: Dude. What going on
King MPW: THAT ALIEN FREAK BETRAYED ME!
Aiden: **I swim to Pyra** sweetheart
We’re alive. Kinda
King SPW: That alien created a nothing portal. since time is here... we can time travel. we can stop this from happening. we just need to figure out how.
Aiden: **I look at king spw** how can we fix it
King SPW: we can travel to when the portal was created, put that alien ass in here, and the portal will collapse because it can't grow without the creator of the portal.
Aiden: **I look at Pyra** I think it the only way
King SPW: I studied this i know what I'm talking about by the way
Pyra: let's do it!
Aiden: We’re in
Wait. Where Mario?
Mario: time travel!
Aiden: PEACH?
Peach: here
Aiden: **I was worry for Todd as well** WHERE TODD?
Todd: *jumps around from different portals* HELLO!
Aiden: YOUR ALIVE
wait. Where did you come from?
Todd: the year 0000
King SPW: HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT?! THAT TOOK YEARS OF STUDYING  FOR ME!!
Todd: Googled it
Aiden: Internet. Of course
That Todd for ya
King SPW: THERE'S NO INTERNET HERE!
Todd: huh, weird!
Aiden: **I hug Pyra staying close to her** at least we’re not dead
King SPW: *starts to create a portal to when Joe The Alien created that black hole*
Aiden: Let's do it
King MPW: LET'S KICK ALIEN ASS!
Aiden: LETS DO IT
**I swim to the portal**
Metapod: For our world!
Aiden: FOR THE FUTURE
*they all go in*
Sally: *Sally would walk up in the nothing...seeing everything black. She saw a weird light coming from the east of her. She start walking towards it. Then ran full speed into it. Then was teleported to the SPW King castle*

( Deserto Kingdom: # king-spws-castle )
King SPW: *arrives from the future and kicks Joe into the nothing portal*
that was anticlimactic.
*alien children carry SPW away*
Aiden: **I grab my lightsaber** where is he?
King SPW: LET GO!
Aiden: SPW **I try to save him**
Todd: magic! *goes to the past and stops the aliens from getting to SPW*
King SPW: well, we fixed it!
Aiden: That it?
Did we just. Won?
*a portal opens*
King SPW: uhh, I don't think so…
Aiden: Be ready Pyra
King MPW: damnit!
Aiden: It our time to shine **my lightsaber ignite**
Joe: *arrives* how the hell did you get a lightsaber? *teleports and takes it from him*
Aiden: Oh hell no
** I grab it back and fight him**
Joe: *reverses time and gets it back* as long as the nothing still exists, I can still time travel!
King SPW: i think i got a plan…
Aiden: Well it a good thing I got more **I grab 6 lightsaber and ignite it**
What the plan
King SPW: Destroy the nothing.
Aiden: DONE. PYRA LETS DO IT
Sally: *Would run out from a portal in the castle. And stop before cashing into King SPW*
King SPW: you come from the nothing? lil late to the adventure.
Sally: "Little late to the adventure? You sound like a blue hedgehog that I know of. Name Sally Acorn"
King SPW: I'm SPW, any chance that portal's still open?
Sally: *Would turn around and see no portal* "Nope I think it close when I stop before clashing into you"
King SPW: dang, this'll take more work then I thought. *goes to gather explosives* time to DESTROY THE NOTHING!
Aiden: LIGHT IT UP
Sally: "Uh why we got to destory it?"
King SPW: anyone who studies it can use it for time travel, space and time exists in The Nithing, if we destroy it, no more nothing portals, meaning no more time travel. though we must be careful, doing it just the wrong way will also destroy space and time.
Sally: "Then we should leave it alone. If we mess it up then everyone's life would be gone in a quick second. If we want no one to time travels at all then make it a law. Find the portals and shut it down quickly"
King SPW: DO YOU THINK AN ALIEN WHO WISHES TO DESTROY ALL WILL FOLLOW THE LAWS?! He's useless if he can't make nothing portals and time travel! I've studies the nothing for 10 years, I know how to do it.
Sally: "Like I will trust you. I don't like the plan of blowing things up. There must be a way to shut it down beside blowing things up"
King MPW: if there's anyone to trust, my brother is the one. *looks at SPW* he guards space and time, he knows what to do! we can't stop now.
King SPW: the last thing I thought I'd hear you say.
we HAVE to save the world!
Aiden: FOR THE FUTURE
and Christmas since it coming
King SPW: *continues to collect explosives*
atleast two people will have to stay back to fend off the alien.
Aiden: Fair enough
Pyra. It perfect
Joe: *comes out of a portal* i heard that entire conversation from the comfort of the nothing!
Aiden: **I slash the alien** not today bitch
Joe: aliens never die.
King SPW: damn you Joe! *goes into the nothing*
Joe: *follows SPW*

( #the-nothing )
King SPW: *arrives and plants the explosives*
Joe: *pins SPW to the ground*
Sally: *Would run over to them, trying to get Joe the Alien off SPW*
Fire: *sees the pinned king goes to help*
Joe: *sends Sally through a nothing portal to the Mushroom Kingdom*
Sally: "What the-" *Would fall into the portal*
King SPW: Everyone! *creates a nothing portal to #deserto-town* this place is about to implode!
Fire: *goes through the portal*
*The Nothing implodes. killing Joe and SPW*

( Deserto Kingdom: # king-spws-castle )
*the nothing portals all collapse and an explosion comes from the sky*
Aiden: SPW?
Fire: *hears the explosion and his wife pops into mind.*
"what... was that?"
Mario: the nothing has imploded... with SPW in it…
Aiden: did we. Won?
Fire: "oh.. i... I see."
King MPW: damn dude... that kinda sucks.
MSPW: *just looks at MPW*
Fire: "I must return home." *starts walking out*
*walks completely out*